‘I’ve seen the enemy, and it’s me. I’ve faced dark horrors before, things that live in the unimaginable pressures of the world beyond our own. Sometimes they masquerade as humans. That’s what ultimately lurks inside Mr. Scratch. He’s every mean-spirited tabloid story about me, an evil caricature, a creature formed in that vague territory of misconception, half-truths and the dark imagination of people who ‘heard a story about me’. An urban legend made flesh. A serial killer. My dark half, brought to life by the power of Cauldron Lake.’[ Headcanons. ] - [ Alternate!Scratch. ]Not Ilkka Villi.Alternate face claim - for when he needs to not look exactly like Alan Wake - is Adam Levine, and I’m not him either. Be warned. This blog will, more often than not, be NSFW and will contain triggering or sensitive material.For when he’s been made to look in his twenties by a Magic Anon, his face claim is Sean Klitzner.Tumblr (3.0; @misterunpronouncable)http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://consultingcocktease.tumblr.com/post/26422836736/more-misterunpronouncable-read-more" class="tumblr_blog">consultingcocktease</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://consultingcocktease.tumblr.com/post/26422836736/more-misterunpronouncable-read-more">Read More</a></p></blockquote> <!-- more --> <p>[ It&#8217;s been goood actually -clings to- I&#8217;m getting back on all my old blogs again like Rich and and this one and Dean, because I missed you all so muh-huh-huuuch. ]</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/26423019044http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/26423019044Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:39:06 +0100consultingcockteaseooc<p><a href="http://consultingcocktease.tumblr.com/post/26422271152/more-misterunpronouncable-replied-to-your" class="tumblr_blog">consultingcocktease</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/"></a></strong></p><p><a href="http://consultingcocktease.tumblr.com/post/26422271152/more-misterunpronouncable-replied-to-your">Read More</a></p></blockquote> <!-- more --> <p>[ skskfmrkf i can&#8217;t omg. so cuuuuute. also i&#8217;ve missed you a lot, okay ;; ]</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/26422539884http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/26422539884Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:29:33 +0100consultingcockteaseooc<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lbarAABa1r6ql2ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/26422068040http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/26422068040Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:19:50 +0100<p>Oh yeah. I&#8217;m back, baby. I hope you all didn&#8217;t miss me too much. I was off gettin&#8217; my hands <em><strong>dirty</strong></em> in Acapulco.</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/26420967359http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/26420967359Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:56:01 +0100<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xn1wwjpV1r9jxs8.gif"/></p> <p>Especially the bloody kind.</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/21643668652http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/21643668652Mon, 23 Apr 2012 13:37:23 +0100<a href="http://themerchantofdeath.tumblr.com/">[ Tony Stark. ]</a>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20953584484http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20953584484Thu, 12 Apr 2012 07:22:29 +0100tony stark rpiron man rpavengers rp<a href="http://themerchantofdeath.tumblr.com/">Oops, what's this?</a>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20947063846http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20947063846Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:41:35 +0100oocoh lookit's my tony stark account<blockquote> <p><em><strong><a href="http://godofthedeadandriches.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_02b79091e967_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://godofthedeadandriches.tumblr.com/">godofthedeadandriches</a></strong> liked your <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045/oh-yeah-this-url-is-badass-question-who-would">post</a></strong>: <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045/oh-yeah-this-url-is-badass-question-who-would">[ Oh yeah. This URL is badass. Question: Who would follow me if I made the account? ]</a></strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>[ And you too, you little minx. ]</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20945172785http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20945172785Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:08:36 +0100godofthedeadandriches<p><em><strong><a href="http://springtimemaiden.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_9ebb27df2e9e_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://springtimemaiden.tumblr.com/">springtimemaiden</a></strong> liked your <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045/oh-yeah-this-url-is-badass-question-who-would">post</a></strong>: <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045/oh-yeah-this-url-is-badass-question-who-would">[ Oh yeah. This URL is badass. Question: Who would follow me if I made the account? ]</a></strong></em></p> <p><em><strong><a href="http://thesleepingcompanion.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_201a2a1c3d7b_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://thesleepingcompanion.tumblr.com/">thesleepingcompanion</a></strong> answered your <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045/oh-yeah-this-url-is-badass-question-who-would">question</a></strong>: <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045/oh-yeah-this-url-is-badass-question-who-would">[ Oh yeah. This URL is badass. Question: Who would follow me if I made the account? ]</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote><em>Me!</em></blockquote> <p><em><strong><a href="http://darkqueenoftheunderworld.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_f9448e307737_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://darkqueenoftheunderworld.tumblr.com/">darkqueenoftheunderworld</a></strong> liked your <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045/oh-yeah-this-url-is-badass-question-who-would">post</a></strong>: <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045/oh-yeah-this-url-is-badass-question-who-would">[ Oh yeah. This URL is badass. Question: Who would follow me if I made the account? ]</a></strong></em></p> <p><em><strong><a href="http://darkqueenoftheunderworld.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_f9448e307737_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://darkqueenoftheunderworld.tumblr.com/">darkqueenoftheunderworld</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045/oh-yeah-this-url-is-badass-question-who-would">post</a></strong>: <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045/oh-yeah-this-url-is-badass-question-who-would">[ Oh yeah. This URL is badass. Question: Who would follow me if I made the account? ]</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote><em>(I woulddd~ and my other account Eris would like to play with him :3)</em></blockquote> <p>[ You guuuise~ I love you all so much, and so does Tony. ]</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20945086324http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20945086324Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:07:12 +0100springtimemaidenthesleepingcompaniondarkqueenoftheunderworldhttp://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20944801045Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:02:36 +0100oochttp://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20943019106http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20943019106Thu, 12 Apr 2012 03:34:54 +0100ooc<p><em><strong><a href="http://godofthedeadandriches.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_02b79091e967_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://godofthedeadandriches.tumblr.com/">godofthedeadandriches</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941710152/godofthedeadandriches-replied-to-your-post">post</a></strong>: <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941710152/godofthedeadandriches-replied-to-your-post">godofthedeadandriches replied to your post:&#8230;</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote><em>(Yay for Stark! You should find a Loki and then write Storki threads because I ship dat and will stalk those threads *Pokerface*)</em></blockquote> <p>[ Okay, I ship Tony with everyone. I can&#8217;t help myself. My genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist &lt;3 ]</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20942161682http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20942161682Thu, 12 Apr 2012 03:22:06 +0100godofthedeadandriches<p><em><strong><a href="http://godofthedeadandriches.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_02b79091e967_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://godofthedeadandriches.tumblr.com/">godofthedeadandriches</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941359108/godofthedeadandriches-replied-to-your-post">post</a></strong>: <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941359108/godofthedeadandriches-replied-to-your-post">godofthedeadandriches replied to your post: [&#8230;</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote><em>(You should do it. I think you should. No such thing as too many accounts XD)</em></blockquote> <p>[ Okay I&#8217;m doing it. I have a good URL too. Also I&#8217;m gonna stick Iron Man on again. Nbd. ]</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941710152http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941710152Thu, 12 Apr 2012 03:15:25 +0100godofthedeadandriches<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://almightycodemonkey.tumblr.com/post/20941535555/quick-ctrl-v-or-apple-v-in-the-box-and-share-the-last">almightycodemonkey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>LOVE<span>♥SPAM</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>Sam Jackson, apologizing for the Star Wars Prequels</span></p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941654929http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941654929Thu, 12 Apr 2012 03:14:36 +0100ooclmaowowi'm watching the livestream for the avengers premiere<p><em><strong><a href="http://godofthedeadandriches.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_02b79091e967_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://godofthedeadandriches.tumblr.com/">godofthedeadandriches</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941161085/would-you-guys-kill-me-if-i-made-a-tony-stark">post</a></strong>: <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941161085/would-you-guys-kill-me-if-i-made-a-tony-stark">[ Would you guys kill me if I made a Tony Stark account? ]</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote><em>(DO IT. I wanna make a Loki…. but I’ll fail at Loki so I didn’t do it XD)</em></blockquote> <p>[ It&#8217;s tempting. Tony is my baby. I just love him so much. ]</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941359108http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941359108Thu, 12 Apr 2012 03:10:18 +0100godofthedeadandricheshttp://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941161085http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20941161085Thu, 12 Apr 2012 03:07:23 +0100ooci have too many accountsoh well<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26uelyNm31rszur0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20940614788http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20940614788Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:59:26 +0100look at the handsome fucker<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daddysapsychopath.tumblr.com/post/20938030969/misterunpronouncable-daddysapsychopath-im">daddysapsychopath</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>…Actually, no, I don’t really care.</p> </blockquote> <p>Even better.</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20938080211http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20938080211Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:23:40 +0100daddysapsychopath<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daddysapsychopath.tumblr.com/post/20937360339/misterunpronouncable-not-you-im-wounded">daddysapsychopath</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m <em>wounded</em>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Good.</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20937782686http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20937782686Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:19:30 +0100daddysapsychopath<div class="hide_overflow"><em><strong><a href="http://daddysapsychopath.tumblr.com/">daddysapsychopath</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20936121319/mmm-i-enjoyed-that">post</a></strong>: <strong><a href="http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20936121319/mmm-i-enjoyed-that">Mmm. I enjoyed that.</a></strong></em></div> <blockquote><em>And what would ‘that’ be?</em></blockquote> <p>Not you.</p>http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20937106647http://misterunpronouncable.tumblr.com/post/20937106647Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:09:57 +0100daddysapsychopath